YESSSSSS.By Matt Stopera | BuzzFeed Staff
Step 1: Blame yourself.
Step 2: Realize gay marriage is inevitable. Statistics show people’s views are rapidly changing on the issue.
Step 3: Imagine how stupid you’ll look in 40 years.
Step 4: Listen to Louis CK.
Step 5: Let…
I Am Lish's Battered Muse
Sitting on a Gundam with a Go Stone in my hand.
Because you’re the only one I want to have sex wi- I mean, play Go with! SO OBVIOUSLY IT’S COMPLETELY NORMAL THAT I RAN ALL THE WAY HERE JUST TO TELL YOU THIS ONE THING A LEAVE. DUH.
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MY SENTIMENTS EXACTLY.
“I’m always ready to go for you.” …Yep. Brain is eternally in the gutter.WHY ARE THEY SO CUTE
I CAN’T HANDLE THIS
…If you read the very first panel without considering context, SUDDENLY, PORN.they really have the most ridiculous fights
“it’s for you to show your skill!” what are you even saying hikaru
I hope you know you can’t win an argument like that
Yesssss Yashiro~This is why he’s the most popular player at the Kansai Institute.
This year we saw many hilarious performances by women, and many idiotic articles from men about how women suddenly became funny. Yes, imagine how great ‘The Mary Tyler Moore Show’ would have been had Mary, Betty White, Cloris Leachman, and Valerie Harper actually been funny. If only Lucille Ball, Carol Burnett, Gilda Radner, and Julia Louis-Dreyfus had been able to get a laugh. I guess what I’m saying is, this isn’t the year that women finally became funny. This is the year that men finally pulled their heads out of their asses.
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Matthew Perry, presenting at the 2012 Comedy Awards (via theartinyourself)
Love
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Hee~!(Source: lynnelemon, via bookshop)
Only tumblr can give me feels about math…
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why.
crying.
I feel like this could accurately describe some ships I’ve shipped.
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Fandom: Harry Potter
“Is my cock a sugar quill, Potter?” Draco snaps. “Suck harder, for Merlin’s sake.”
Fandom: Hetalia
“The epic music began to play as America flew through the sky naked with a jetpack spewing napalm from his dong. The other nations scrambled but it was too late because AMERICA FUCK YEAH!”
Fandom: Hetalia
“The epic music began to play as America flew through the sky naked with a jetpack spewing napalm from his dong. The other nations scrambled but it was too late because AMERICA FUCK YEAH!”
THAT IS THE ETERNAL QUESTION, NOW ISN’T IT?Fandom: the GazettE
“Aoi was the one who’d knocked back a full glass of the stuff. Why wasn’t he even now flat on his back, balls out, straining towards the ceiling like the Eiffel Tower as he sprayed his man juice around the room like a veritable Yellowstone Park geyser of jizz?”
LAWL.Fandom: Harry Potter
“Severus Snape shook as he thrust his slippery sex sceptre into the boy’s mouth.”
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